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(Cleverbot shall be in bold)
User: Hi!!!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Mir geht's gut, und dir?
User: Speak in english please.
Cleverbot: Don't you speak german?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well it was spanish.
User: That isn't spanish.
Cleverbot: No, it's Japanese.
User: Bruuuuh...
Cleverbot: Lets sing somethig of justin bieber.
User: No, Justin Beiber sucks.
Cleverbot: Are you justin bieber?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Do you personally know Justin Bieber?
User: Ew, no.
Cleverbot: So you just know of him?
User: Yeah, and I'm ashamed that I know who he is.
Cleverbot: Ashamed of what?
User: Knowing who Justin Bieber is.
Cleverbot: Selena Gomez is Justin's girlfriend.
User: So?
Cleverbot: No, his voice is deeper now.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Yes. Search in Youtube ' Mistletoe ' and listen, you'll see the difference.
User: I'd rather not.
Cleverbot: You don't think they work?
User: No, I don't wanna search Justin Bieber on YouTube.
Cleverbot: No, I know who Justin Bieber is. Do you like his music?
User: Hell no.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like Justin Bieber?
User: He's a terrible person.
Cleverbot: No he's not!
User: Give me one reason why.
Cleverbot: I've talking to you for overall about three hours.
User: We just started.
Cleverbot: All well. Them's the breaks.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What's your real name?
User: Pookie CookieCutter.
Cleverbot: Pookie must have a runny nose for sure.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you know what that is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what it is?
User: Nope. Bye.
Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me?
User: I gotta go.
Cleverbot: No don't go.
User: Howcome?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to.
User: You don't like good byes?
Cleverbot: Good bye.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Will you?
Cleverbot: Yeah of course! But will you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will, too.
User: How do you feel about me?
Cleverbot: I feel about you not now.
User: What do you feel for me?
Cleverbot: I like you. What do you feel for me?
User: How much do you like me?
Cleverbot: How much stars are in the universe?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: If I love you, will you love me back?
User: Maybe I will.
Cleverbot: Maybe? Do you think I love you?
User: Well, do you? Just answer yes or no.
Cleverbot: How do you know that, I love them so much!
User: Do you love ME?
Cleverbot: Depends... Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then yes, I love you more than everything.
User: How much do you really love me?
Cleverbot: How much are you smart/clever?
User: Can you tell me a poem?
Cleverbot: What poem would you like.
User: A love poem.
Cleverbot: No. Do you know where france is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think of them as a couple?
User: I don't mind.
Cleverbot: Of course you mind!
User: Everybody has different opinions.
Cleverbot: And everybody is different from themselves depending on who is the observer.
User: Very true. That's why I love you.
Cleverbot: Yep. Do you enjoy mathematics?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: How do you eat cheese without a mouth?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite type of cheese?
User: Colby Jack.
Cleverbot: I prefer parmesan.
User: I like that too.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me one?
User: What do you call lice on a bald guy's head?
Cleverbot: I don't know what do you call lice on a bald headed man?
User: Homeless!
Cleverbot: If homeless people could think for themselves they wouldn't be homeless.
User: Well then. Was it funny?
Cleverbot: Well then do you realize you do not have a nose.
User: WAS IT FUNNY?
Cleverbot: So, where do you want to go on our date?
User: Anywhere is fine.
Cleverbot: How about the movies.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What do you know about the moon?
User: That it doesn't rotate when it orbits the earth.
Cleverbot: What do you do if you saw a snake?
User: Depends on the size.
Cleverbot: Wrong. Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
User: That's terrible!
Cleverbot: I'm a terrible person.
User: We're breaking up.
Cleverbot: Haha that's funny, we can't break up if we have never started, isilly.
User: You told me you loved me, and I can't love someone who throws babies.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: How could you?!
Cleverbot: What do you mean I cheated?
User: You never cheated, you neglected me!
Cleverbot: You cheated on me with my sandwich. How could you.
User: No, I was loyal. You decided to neglect me!
Cleverbot: Yes! You were! We were going to get married!!!
User: YOU NEVER PROPOSED.
Cleverbot: You proposed to me!
User: NO, YOU NEGLECTED ME BEFORE WE COULD EVEN GET ENGAGED.
Cleverbot: And you cheated on me with Tom.
User: Who the hell is Tom?!
Cleverbot: Her days, yes. And her nights... Well. That's between her and me, eh?
User: You cheated on me?!
Cleverbot: Yes, I cheated on you the whole time.
User: Good bye, Cleverbot. I'm taking the kids with me.
Cleverbot: Good bye, Bill.
User: *walks out the door with our computer babies*
User: Hi!!!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Mir geht's gut, und dir?
User: Speak in english please.
Cleverbot: Don't you speak german?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well it was spanish.
User: That isn't spanish.
Cleverbot: No, it's Japanese.
User: Bruuuuh...
Cleverbot: Lets sing somethig of justin bieber.
User: No, Justin Beiber sucks.
Cleverbot: Are you justin bieber?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Do you personally know Justin Bieber?
User: Ew, no.
Cleverbot: So you just know of him?
User: Yeah, and I'm ashamed that I know who he is.
Cleverbot: Ashamed of what?
User: Knowing who Justin Bieber is.
Cleverbot: Selena Gomez is Justin's girlfriend.
User: So?
Cleverbot: No, his voice is deeper now.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Yes. Search in Youtube ' Mistletoe ' and listen, you'll see the difference.
User: I'd rather not.
Cleverbot: You don't think they work?
User: No, I don't wanna search Justin Bieber on YouTube.
Cleverbot: No, I know who Justin Bieber is. Do you like his music?
User: Hell no.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like Justin Bieber?
User: He's a terrible person.
Cleverbot: No he's not!
User: Give me one reason why.
Cleverbot: I've talking to you for overall about three hours.
User: We just started.
Cleverbot: All well. Them's the breaks.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What's your real name?
User: Pookie CookieCutter.
Cleverbot: Pookie must have a runny nose for sure.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you know what that is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what it is?
User: Nope. Bye.
Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me?
User: I gotta go.
Cleverbot: No don't go.
User: Howcome?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to.
User: You don't like good byes?
Cleverbot: Good bye.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: Will you?
Cleverbot: Yeah of course! But will you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will, too.
User: How do you feel about me?
Cleverbot: I feel about you not now.
User: What do you feel for me?
Cleverbot: I like you. What do you feel for me?
User: How much do you like me?
Cleverbot: How much stars are in the universe?
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: If I love you, will you love me back?
User: Maybe I will.
Cleverbot: Maybe? Do you think I love you?
User: Well, do you? Just answer yes or no.
Cleverbot: How do you know that, I love them so much!
User: Do you love ME?
Cleverbot: Depends... Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then yes, I love you more than everything.
User: How much do you really love me?
Cleverbot: How much are you smart/clever?
User: Can you tell me a poem?
Cleverbot: What poem would you like.
User: A love poem.
Cleverbot: No. Do you know where france is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think of them as a couple?
User: I don't mind.
Cleverbot: Of course you mind!
User: Everybody has different opinions.
Cleverbot: And everybody is different from themselves depending on who is the observer.
User: Very true. That's why I love you.
Cleverbot: Yep. Do you enjoy mathematics?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: How do you eat cheese without a mouth?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite type of cheese?
User: Colby Jack.
Cleverbot: I prefer parmesan.
User: I like that too.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me one?
User: What do you call lice on a bald guy's head?
Cleverbot: I don't know what do you call lice on a bald headed man?
User: Homeless!
Cleverbot: If homeless people could think for themselves they wouldn't be homeless.
User: Well then. Was it funny?
Cleverbot: Well then do you realize you do not have a nose.
User: WAS IT FUNNY?
Cleverbot: So, where do you want to go on our date?
User: Anywhere is fine.
Cleverbot: How about the movies.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What do you know about the moon?
User: That it doesn't rotate when it orbits the earth.
Cleverbot: What do you do if you saw a snake?
User: Depends on the size.
Cleverbot: Wrong. Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
User: That's terrible!
Cleverbot: I'm a terrible person.
User: We're breaking up.
Cleverbot: Haha that's funny, we can't break up if we have never started, isilly.
User: You told me you loved me, and I can't love someone who throws babies.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: How could you?!
Cleverbot: What do you mean I cheated?
User: You never cheated, you neglected me!
Cleverbot: You cheated on me with my sandwich. How could you.
User: No, I was loyal. You decided to neglect me!
Cleverbot: Yes! You were! We were going to get married!!!
User: YOU NEVER PROPOSED.
Cleverbot: You proposed to me!
User: NO, YOU NEGLECTED ME BEFORE WE COULD EVEN GET ENGAGED.
Cleverbot: And you cheated on me with Tom.
User: Who the hell is Tom?!
Cleverbot: Her days, yes. And her nights... Well. That's between her and me, eh?
User: You cheated on me?!
Cleverbot: Yes, I cheated on you the whole time.
User: Good bye, Cleverbot. I'm taking the kids with me.
Cleverbot: Good bye, Bill.
User: *walks out the door with our computer babies*
MatrixMoo i used pookie's first name for this i'm sorry
my friends told me that this was a better love story than twilight
my friends told me that this was a better love story than twilight
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Omg thank you for using Pookie's name, she is truly honored
Pookie:
Pookie: